Seniors Making A Difference

By fletcher on July 10, 2010 3:35 PM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of seniors who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Harold Schlumberg is such a person. Mr. Schlumberg says, "I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. I do it everyday and I really enjoy it."

Harold should be an inspiration to us all.

Sep 3, 2010 - Jokes
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.

"I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.

"Yes, but how do you know when to prepare for the shock of hitting the ground?" he was again asked.

He quickly answered, "Oh, that's easy, the dog's leash goes slack."

A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife said, "Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got married."

So he did.

"Now kiss me the way you used to......"

So he did

"Now darling bite me the way you used to....."

At this point the husband got out of bed and the wife said, "Where are you going, dear?"

"To get my teeth," the husband replied.