What's the Opposite of Awesome?

You know that old expression, "about as exciting as a shoe-lace site"?  No?  Well, that's because I just made it up.  I had to in response to Ian's Shoelace Site.  And if that's not enough non-excitement for you, there's also this one. One comment on this page says, "This Truely Amazing, I never knew that there were so many ways to tie the sneakers."  You really need to get out more.