Sweden Boosts Tourism

Five members of the Swedish Board of Tourism did their part last week to boost tourism to their homeland. Visitors to Örebro, in central Sweden, can look forward to random acts of sexual gratification, free of charge, thanks to the selfless efforts of Sweden's legendary women. Despite the comments by Police spokeswoman Annika Haaster, these women want the world to know that there is nothing unusual about men in their fifties, out for a bike ride in the park, being mauled by hot, sensual, tattooed women, without the slightest provocation. In response, local airlines have reported a dramatic increase in bookings to the Scandanavian country.