November 2009 Archives

As part of the Obama Administration's efforts to tackle childhood obesity, and to cut costs in health care, the United States entered into a new agreement to export one of its most abundant resources. Taking a cue from the country of Peru, and its efforts to expand the world market for human fat, the Obama Administration announced today a plan to harvest our nation's fat kids and send them overseas where they can be put to good use. The President said, "I am asking all Americans to find their own way to give back" by donating their slightly pudgy children to this important cause. According to CNN, that fat is "sold in Peru and Europe and used for commercial purposes." The program is expected to generate billions of dollars in revenue, especially in the South.

I swear I don't go looking for these bear stories. They just keep popping up. According to The Riverfront Times, the St. Louis Zoo is replacing the fine polar bears they normally serve with electronic versions. Let's see if anyone notices. Next year they plan to replace the whole display with a giant computer-generated ad for Coca-Cola.

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