Jersey Shore Episode Goes Horribly Wrong

A recent episode of the popular reality show Jersey Shore ended in tragedy when new Season 2 character Morgan “Psycho” Mesz went on a killing spree with a machete. Mesz claimed to be looking for a "portal to hell" he believed existed in a neighbor’s storage shed when he attacked several people. Hernan Agudelo, another neighbor, almost lost his ear to "Psycho" when he attempted to help. No other cast members could be reached for comment. A decision on whether to air this episode has not yet been made.