Dat Ain't Right tag:dataintright.com,2008-05-17://4 2010-07-10T20:36:47Z a humor digest Movable Type Publishing Platform 4.01 Seniors Making A Difference tag:dataintright.com,2010://4.635 2010-07-10T20:35:29Z 2010-07-10T20:36:47Z As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of seniors who have found the courage to... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of seniors who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Harold Schlumberg is such a person. Mr. Schlumberg says, "I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. I do it everyday and I really enjoy it."

Harold should be an inspiration to us all.

]]> Way To Lower The Bar, Kellie! tag:dataintright.com,2010://4.619 2010-06-16T16:24:59Z 2010-06-16T17:27:37Z I think they are working on a new show called Are You Smarter Than Kellie Pickler? Given her performance in this video, I think any multicellular organism could probably be a contestant and win. Great job, Kellie! Just think how... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ I think they are working on a new show called Are You Smarter Than Kellie Pickler? Given her performance in this video, I think any multicellular organism could probably be a contestant and win. Great job, Kellie! Just think how much your charity could have won if you weren't dumber than a bag of hammers!

]]> The Internet's Refrigerator tag:dataintright.com,2010://4.591 2010-03-23T13:10:19Z 2010-03-23T13:12:13Z It may not be your kid's finest work, but a fantastic collection of art so bad it's good can be found at MOBA, the Museum of Bad Art. Clear a place on your door!... snewpy http://snewpy.com It may not be your kid's finest work, but a fantastic collection of art so bad it's good can be found at MOBA, the Museum of Bad Art. Clear a place on your door!

]]> Silicone Valley tag:dataintright.com,2010://4.582 2010-01-06T18:23:34Z 2010-01-06T18:25:19Z From the Why-Didn't-I-Think-Of-That Department, I can't believe I didn't see these in time for Christmas. I know what I'm adding to my wish list for next year! This has got to be the best use of silicone since, well, you... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ From the Why-Didn't-I-Think-Of-That Department, I can't believe I didn't see these in time for Christmas. I know what I'm adding to my wish list for next year! This has got to be the best use of silicone since, well, you know. I wonder if Sofia Vergara knows they are using her image?

]]> Whatchu Talkin' Bout Santa? tag:dataintright.com,2009://4.574 2009-12-11T15:46:58Z 2009-12-11T15:52:41Z It's the most wonderful time of the year, unless you're a little kid who has not yet outgrown your fear of Santa Claus. Although, in these kids' defense, there are an awful lot of scary Santas out there, and SketchySantas.com... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ It's the most wonderful time of the year, unless you're a little kid who has not yet outgrown your fear of Santa Claus. Although, in these kids' defense, there are an awful lot of scary Santas out there, and SketchySantas.com has collected photos of them. If you have your own classic pic of a crazy Kris Kringle, head on over and submit it.

]]> Economic Recovery Is On Its Way tag:dataintright.com,2009://4.573 2009-11-20T19:02:30Z 2009-11-20T19:18:43Z As part of the Obama Administration's efforts to tackle childhood obesity, and to cut costs in health care, the United States entered into a new agreement to export one of its most abundant resources. Taking a cue from the country... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ As part of the Obama Administration's efforts to tackle childhood obesity, and to cut costs in health care, the United States entered into a new agreement to export one of its most abundant resources. Taking a cue from the country of Peru, and its efforts to expand the world market for human fat, the Obama Administration announced today a plan to harvest our nation's fat kids and send them overseas where they can be put to good use. The President said, "I am asking all Americans to find their own way to give back" by donating their slightly pudgy children to this important cause. According to CNN, that fat is "sold in Peru and Europe and used for commercial purposes." The program is expected to generate billions of dollars in revenue, especially in the South.

]]> At Least They Won't Eat The Guests tag:dataintright.com,2009://4.572 2009-11-17T20:31:33Z 2009-11-17T20:39:37Z I swear I don't go looking for these bear stories. They just keep popping up. According to The Riverfront Times, the St. Louis Zoo is replacing the fine polar bears they normally serve with electronic versions. Let's see if... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ I swear I don't go looking for these bear stories. They just keep popping up. According to The Riverfront Times, the St. Louis Zoo is replacing the fine polar bears they normally serve with electronic versions. Let's see if anyone notices. Next year they plan to replace the whole display with a giant computer-generated ad for Coca-Cola.

]]> Special Thanks To All Our Fans! tag:dataintright.com,2009://4.568 2009-11-07T03:37:20Z 2009-11-07T03:42:09Z Dat Ain't Right recently joined Facebook, and we need to send a shout out to all of our fans. Thanks for helping to promote the site! Do us a favor and tell your friends about us!... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ Dat Ain't Right recently joined Facebook, and we need to send a shout out to all of our fans. Thanks for helping to promote the site! Do us a favor and tell your friends about us!

]]> Bears On Ice tag:dataintright.com,2009://4.567 2009-10-23T17:50:12Z 2009-10-23T17:55:06Z Yes, you read that right. My second entry in a row that Stephen Colbert is going to love. Do you think it ever occurred to anyone in the Russian circus that the primary reason that a bear would turn on... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ Yes, you read that right. My second entry in a row that Stephen Colbert is going to love. Do you think it ever occurred to anyone in the Russian circus that the primary reason that a bear would turn on its trainers is because you are making it wear fucking ice skates? The story says:

Russia has a long-standing tradition of training bears to perform tricks such as riding motorcycles, ice skating, and playing hockey. Fatal attacks are unusual.

That's really too bad. The part about fatal attacks being unusual, I mean.

]]> Oh My! tag:dataintright.com,2009://4.564 2009-10-05T15:16:59Z 2009-10-05T15:20:21Z Seriously? Lions, tigers and bears, all in one story? A Pennsylvania woman was mauled to death by her pet black bear. What made keeping these animals as pets seem like a good idea? Stephen Colbert is going to have... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ Seriously? Lions, tigers and bears, all in one story? A Pennsylvania woman was mauled to death by her pet black bear. What made keeping these animals as pets seem like a good idea? Stephen Colbert is going to have a field day with this one.

]]> A Pussy With More Hair On It tag:dataintright.com,2009://4.560 2009-09-22T16:38:27Z 2009-09-22T16:44:48Z Remember the Pet Rock back in the 70s? Well, welcome to the next generation. Kitty Wigs are the latest attempt to cash in on all of those people out there who have more money than sense, also known as cat... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ Remember the Pet Rock back in the 70s? Well, welcome to the next generation. Kitty Wigs are the latest attempt to cash in on all of those people out there who have more money than sense, also known as cat lovers. What a complete waste of time and money.

]]> Roasted tag:dataintright.com,2009://4.557 2009-08-24T17:30:39Z 2009-08-24T17:34:44Z Make sure you catch the Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers -- it's very good. Not as good as the Pamela Anderson roast, but worth watching nonetheless. Jeffrey Ross and Greg Giraldo bring their A-game, while the relatively unknown Whitney... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ Make sure you catch the Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers -- it's very good. Not as good as the Pamela Anderson roast, but worth watching nonetheless. Jeffrey Ross and Greg Giraldo bring their A-game, while the relatively unknown Whitney Cummings brings down the house. Check out her best joke below.
Roast of Joan RiversEncore September 3, 10pm / 9c
Whitney Cummings - On Joan Rivers
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Roast Master Kathy GriffinZombie Paparazzi GameJoke of the Day

]]> It Sucks To Be A Pigeon tag:dataintright.com,2009://4.555 2009-08-07T16:47:33Z 2009-08-10T14:41:09Z Pigeons are apparently the Rodney Dangerfield of the bird world -- they get no respect. Not from hungry reptiles, and not even from their fellow birds as you can see below. Eh, fuck'em. They're pigeons.... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ Pigeons are apparently the Rodney Dangerfield of the bird world -- they get no respect. Not from hungry reptiles, and not even from their fellow birds as you can see below. Eh, fuck'em. They're pigeons.

]]> Get Fit! tag:dataintright.com,2009://4.552 2009-07-30T16:47:30Z 2009-07-30T16:54:50Z If you're looking to kill some time, do a search for 'parkour' on YouTube, and watch the crazy folks hacking gravity as they climb and tumble around on buildings and whatnot. I'm all for people exercising and getting fit, but... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ If you're looking to kill some time, do a search for 'parkour' on YouTube, and watch the crazy folks hacking gravity as they climb and tumble around on buildings and whatnot. I'm all for people exercising and getting fit, but this is just a bit extreme. Meanwhile, ladies, if you're looking to improve your technique, check out this video for the new Wii Masturbator:

]]> Sweden Boosts Tourism tag:dataintright.com,2009://4.549 2009-07-16T16:13:11Z 2009-07-16T16:29:00Z Five members of the Swedish Board of Tourism did their part last week to boost tourism to their homeland. Visitors to Örebro, in central Sweden, can look forward to random acts of sexual gratification, free of charge, thanks to the... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ Five members of the Swedish Board of Tourism did their part last week to boost tourism to their homeland. Visitors to Örebro, in central Sweden, can look forward to random acts of sexual gratification, free of charge, thanks to the selfless efforts of Sweden's legendary women. Despite the comments by Police spokeswoman Annika Haaster, these women want the world to know that there is nothing unusual about men in their fifties, out for a bike ride in the park, being mauled by hot, sensual, tattooed women, without the slightest provocation. In response, local airlines have reported a dramatic increase in bookings to the Scandanavian country.

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