Dat Ain't Right tag:dataintright.com,2008-05-17://4 2008-08-22T18:04:04Z a humor digest Movable Type Publishing Platform 4.01 Fox Network Loses Two of Its Biggest Stars tag:dataintright.com,2008://4.476 2008-08-19T17:07:29Z 2008-08-22T18:04:04Z fletcher http://dataintright.com/ Married With Children fans is in mourning today upon learning that the breasts that helped launch the Fox Network are no longer attached to their owner, Christina Applegate.  Applegate, who starred in the long-running Fox sitcom, was the closest thing to free porn in the days before the Internet, and pioneered the method for launching small television networks by turning cleavage into ratings, which was later successfully copied by other Hollywood hopefuls, such as The WB's Nikki Cox.]]> That Poor Donkey! tag:dataintright.com,2008://4.473 2008-08-06T21:44:43Z 2008-08-22T18:05:57Z fletcher http://dataintright.com/ this stuff up. My question is where is the outrage from PETA? My heart goes out to the poor donkey who was not only having to carry two passengers (in direct violation of OSHA regulations) but was then subjected to an attack from a vicious predator. Why was this woman carrying a machete anyway? The headline should have been: Two Asses Riding An Ass Eaten By Lion. ]]> And You Thought SPAM Was Bad! tag:dataintright.com,2008://4.463 2008-07-01T17:01:51Z 2008-07-01T17:03:32Z Wait until you get a taste of Nutraloaf.  When a food violates the Geneva Convention, you know it's bad.  ... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ Nutraloaf.  When a food violates the Geneva Convention, you know it's bad.   ]]> General Zod for President! tag:dataintright.com,2008://4.461 2008-06-30T16:22:07Z 2008-06-30T16:24:10Z You may not agree with General Zod's positions on the issues (if he actually has any), but at least he is honest about his goals once elected, which is more than I can say for the other candidates in this year's Presidential race.  All hail General... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ General Zod's positions on the issues (if he actually has any), but at least he is honest about his goals once elected, which is more than I can say for the other candidates in this year's Presidential race.  All hail General Zod! ]]> What's the Opposite of Awesome? tag:dataintright.com,2008://4.457 2008-06-27T16:13:28Z 2008-06-27T16:18:52Z You know that old expression, "about as exciting as a shoe-lace site"?  No?  Well, that's because I just made it up.  I had to in response to Ian's Shoelace Site.  And if that's not enough non-excitement for you, there's also this one. One comment on this page says, "This Truely Amazing, I... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ Ian's Shoelace Site.  And if that's not enough non-excitement for you, there's also this one. One comment on this page says, "This Truely Amazing, I never knew that there were so many ways to tie the sneakers."  You really need to get out more.   ]]> New Host, New Blog, New Look tag:dataintright.com,2008://4.420 2008-05-17T18:04:20Z 2008-05-17T18:10:16Z Thanks for stopping by! This has been a busy year so far, and we've just now gotten our site moved to its new home, and took this opportunity to migrate to Movable Type 4, and create a slightly different look.... fletcher http://dataintright.com/ Thanks for stopping by! This has been a busy year so far, and we've just now gotten our site moved to its new home, and took this opportunity to migrate to Movable Type 4, and create a slightly different look. We hope you enjoy the new format, and all the great content that you've come to expect from DAR!