Dat Ain't Right

Whole Foods Goes Viral

fletcher — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 01:30:24 +0000

The boys over at fogandsmog.com deserve all the success they get because this is some funny shit right here. Give it up for DJDave.

She’s Crafty

fletcher — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:36:10 +0000

In case you thought arts and crafts couldn't be gangsta, check out this hip-hop homage to buildin' shit.

Earthquake Warning!

fletcher — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 03:02:21 +0000

Attention citizens of the United States! I have some good news and bad news. The good news is there is a huge earthquake on its way. The bad news is, if it doesn't completely destroy the West Coast, this doofus will continue posting videos on YouTube.

Jersey Shore Episode Goes Horribly Wrong

fletcher — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 23:08:56 +0000

A recent episode of the popular reality show Jersey Shore ended in tragedy when new Season 2 character Morgan “Psycho” Mesz went on a killing spree with a machete. Mesz claimed to be looking for a "portal to hell" he believed existed in a neighbor’s storage shed when he attacked several people. Hernan Agudelo, another neighbor, almost lost his ear to "Psycho" when he attempted to help. No other cast members could be reached for comment. A decision on whether to air this episode has not yet been made.

You’re Stupid!

fletcher — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 12:52:52 +0000

This is your brain on DAR

As you read this, you're getting dumber. According to NPR, "As humans continue to evolve, scientists say our brains are actually getting smaller." Dat Ain't Right regrets any role it has played in this phenomenon.

Wait ‘Til You See Eraser Car

fletcher — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 14:50:38 +0000

Have you ever written 'Wash Me' on a dirty car? Now you can write it with chalk. Check out the Chalkboard Car! Need to remember the milk? Just write your grocery list right on the hood! If you can't afford a new paint job for your ride, consider $50 worth of chalkboard paint and a box of sidewalk chalk and everyday you can drive home in a new masterpiece. If someone writes "SAVE" on it, does that mean he can't wash it?

Seniors Making A Difference

fletcher — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 15:35:29 +0000

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of seniors who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Harold Schlumberg is such a person. Mr. Schlumberg says, "I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. I do it everyday and I really enjoy it."

Harold should be an inspiration to us all.

Way To Lower The Bar, Kellie!

fletcher — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 11:24:59 +0000

I think they are working on a new show called Are You Smarter Than Kellie Pickler? Given her performance in this video, I think any multicellular organism could probably be a contestant and win. Great job, Kellie! Just think how much your charity could have won if you weren't dumber than a bag of hammers!

The Internet’s Refrigerator

fletcher — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 08:10:19 +0000

It may not be your kid's finest work, but a fantastic collection of art so bad it's good can be found at MOBA, the Museum of Bad Art. Clear a place on your door!

Silicone Valley

fletcher — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:23:34 +0000

From the Why-Didn't-I-Think-Of-That Department, I can't believe I didn't see these in time for Christmas. I know what I'm adding to my wish list for next year! This has got to be the best use of silicone since, well, you know. I wonder if Sofia Vergara knows they are using her image?