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        <copyright>Copyright 2008</copyright>
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            <title>Fox Network Loses Two of Its Biggest Stars</title>
            <description><![CDATA[A nation of <em>Married With Children</em> fans is in mourning today upon learning that&nbsp;<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/19/people.christina.applegate.ap/">the breasts that helped launch the Fox Network</a> are no longer attached to their owner, Christina Applegate.&nbsp; Applegate, who starred in the long-running Fox sitcom, was the closest thing to free porn in the days before the Internet, and pioneered the method for launching small television networks by turning cleavage into ratings, which was later successfully copied by other Hollywood hopefuls, such as The WB's Nikki Cox.]]></description>
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            <title>That Poor Donkey!</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Come on folks, I can't make&nbsp;<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/06/ap/strange/main4325707.shtml">this stuff</a> up. My question is where is the outrage from PETA? My heart goes out to the poor donkey who was not only having to carry two passengers (in direct violation of OSHA regulations) but was then subjected to an attack from a vicious predator. Why was this woman carrying a machete anyway? The headline should have been: Two Asses Riding An Ass Eaten By Lion. ]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:44:43 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>And You Thought SPAM Was Bad!</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Wait until you get a taste of <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2193538/">Nutraloaf</a>.  When a food violates the Geneva Convention, you know it's bad.   ]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:01:51 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>General Zod for President!</title>
            <description><![CDATA[You may not agree with <a href="http://www.zod2008.com/">General Zod</a>'s positions on the issues (if he actually has any), but at least he is honest about his goals once elected, which is more than I can say for the other candidates in this year's Presidential race.  All hail General Zod! ]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:22:07 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>What&apos;s the Opposite of Awesome?</title>
            <description><![CDATA[You know that old expression, "about as exciting as a shoe-lace site"?  No?  Well, that's because I just made it up.  I had to in response to <a href="http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/">Ian's Shoelace Site</a>.  And if that's not enough non-excitement for you, there's also <a href="http://www.popgive.com/2008/06/few-diferent-ways-to-tie-your-sneakers.html">this one</a>. One comment on this page says, "This Truely Amazing, I never knew that there were so many ways to tie the sneakers."  You really need to get out more.    ]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:13:28 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>New Host, New Blog, New Look</title>
            <description>Thanks for stopping by!  This has been a busy year so far, and we&apos;ve just now gotten our site moved to its new home, and took this opportunity to migrate to Movable Type 4, and create a slightly different look.  We hope you enjoy the new format, and all the great content that you&apos;ve come to expect from DAR!</description>
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